my favorite mom of faith like you’re my ride the crazy in , • Happy Birthday to have a friend • Hope you know • You bring out , load.to God to • Love you, my fearless, feisty friend.get you going.
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becauses.much time goes by with a someone who just
irreplaceable. Here are a you’re awesome. And fun. And the coolest. And all the my heart, no matter how As parents, we definitely get
• Happy Birthday to girl squad is great birthday because
• You’re close in their dreams!you are!extra important—’cause a good • You deserve a
about you.
support them in the incredible person female friends are life.
friends, [Mia], and I’ll always care you’re there to day to celebrate Birthday messages for
• You’re my nonjudgy, no makeup required, come-as-you-are friend for • We’ll always be the year ahead? Let them know than just one
to be late.accept me.happy day.a goal for
• You deserve more overlooking my flaws…like my tendency you love and you a truly a dream or happiness.
• Thanks for always
all the ways you and wishing Writing tip: Does they have year of major
your not-so-on-the-ball friend! so natural. Thank you for know I’m thinking of come!start of a • Happy Birthday from • Our friendship is
day go by, though, without letting you is yet to
is just the love!mean to me.while, huh? I couldn’t let the bright, new start…and the best • Hope your birthday late, but it’s BIG on
how much you • It’s been a • Birthdays are a me.
• It’s a little times better. Hope you know this: I love you.candles—count the hugs, the smiles, the memories.the best in or not!life a million right words, but I know
• Don’t count the • [Sonya], you bring out mind, whether I’m on time • You make my
at finding the times a million!you’re my person, [Steph].
• You’re on my
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you my BFF? I’m so grateful.• I’m not great to you today • I’m so lucky of you!lucky to call
the best.spread come back is love. And laughter. With you, I have both!forgotten your birthday, but I’m always thinking
ever get so wish you all and smiles you • All you need
• I may have • How did I about you and • Hope the love the world.happy!
(thrift shopping/carrot-cake eating/walking)!complicated between us, I still care bigger.a difference in
missed it, [Alishia]! Hope it was alone in my
• [Erin], when things are is loved even and make such • So sorry I do without you? I’d be all your life.dreams big and
a good heart on time, right?• What would I
of goodness in a friend who • You have such if it was the world.
you have tons • Happy Birthday to to be friends.• It wouldn’t be me wonderful thing in
come and that are!were simply meant
(shopping/crafting) together!bestie, [Jackie]! You deserve every the year to • Celebrate wildly—like the true, free spirit you • You and I spend your birthday
• To my beautiful closer together in I know.at friendship stuff. All of it.• Wish we could
ways to start.some stuff, huh? Hope we are that come true, more than anyone • You’re the BEST
butt back here!you! Here are some • We’ve been through • You deserve wishes goes unsaid.• Girl, get your birthday
they means to fun times we’ve had.all your dreams, [Lydia]!say what often in my heart.
them know what and remembering the and waiting for
few ways to kept super close personal and let • Thinking of you • Life is ready
wish for friends, here are a • [Sharon], You’re faraway but best friend’s birthday card? Get sweet and says just enough.a friend.more meaningful birthday enjoy it together!
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write in a write a simple, sincere message that birthday wishes for heart. If you want
good (sushi/nachos/wine)! Wish we could your back. So what to do the talking—or you can ideas for inspirational
and share your good times and
hand and had let the card embrace life. Here are some express your feelings is full of all. They’ve held your
times you can a new year, a new start, another year to perfect time to • Hope your birthday
all. They’ve done it relationship is complicated. Those are the A birthday means
of fun, but they’re also the love you less!They’ve seen it timing or the close. Love you, Sis.
Birthdays are full see you less, doesn’t mean I ever…you deserve it!to write, but sometimes the • Saying we’re "tight" doesn’t even come of you.• Just because I • Hope it’s the happiest
the most fun my back.it in front • Get back here! I need you!
vida.friends are usually million ways you’ve always had how much he’s appreciated. Just don’t, like, make him read with you THERE!días de tu
Birthday wishes for • Thanks for the let him know • HERE isn’t the same feliz, no solo hoy, sino todos los
you do!everything in between, [Kelly].lot lately, open up and faraway friends. Try these.
• ¡Feliz Cumpleaños! Que seas muy like work. Thanks for all little things, big things and for you a
birthday messages to and know you.a lot less being there for sweet. Guys have feelings, too! If he’s been there
to send sweet have met you • [Kim], you make work • Thank you for go short and
important than ever • So glad to laughter.
• You’re my sis. Blood or not, we’re family.Writing tip: You don’t HAVE to often, it’s even more your (neighbor/PTA volunteer/co-chair)!my workload with up for me. To me, that’s sisterhood.
keep getting cooler.see each other • I love being • Thanks for lightening • You’ve always shown • Another year older, and you just
don’t get to ever.have you.wonderful thing.
(beers/video games)!like birthdays! But when you the history of happiness to [name of workplace] and we’re lucky to
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a rare and all your favorite for important days
favorite people in • You bring such • Our closeness is great year—hope it’s full of
people close by one of my go by faster!
because of you, [Lisa]. you deserve a not having your • [Aliyah], Happy Birthday to
make the workday real, genuine friendship is
great guy and It totally stinks it really shows.the ways you • I know what
• You’re such a the road.your best life! And this year • Thanks for all everything else, huh?the (funniest/nerdiest/most stylish) birthday boy ever!
and remember down • [Carolina], you are living
less like workdays.sister to me. We don’t share genes, but we share • Best wishes to look back on
one yet!makes weekdays feel • You’re like a know.
for them to • Hope your [25th] is the best • Being with you
such a close, sisterly way.coolest guys I
their birthday card! It’ll be fun get to (garden/skate/eat sushi/any fave activity) today!to work.
do friendship in
one of the an inside joke? Reference it in • I hope you
part of going • Love how we • Happy Birthday to of you share
mighty little message.
• You’re my favorite • In my heart, you’re my sister, [Sherice].• Homies for life. You and me.Writing tip: Do the two
personality to your together.than) my own family.post!90s bangs!extra love and
we’re in this much (if not more
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a social media big as your lines to add • So very glad • Love you as
not just in celebration is as Here are some could survive [name of workplace] without you!
you started.• HBD IRL and • Hope your birthday wishes for friends.
• Not sure I to you? Let us get • The flyest. That’s you.text.
comes to birthday being my go-to!like a sister that.
of just a go when it • Thank you for friends that are
great dude, [Charlie]. Hope you know a card instead best way to work friend.
birthday wishes for • You’re such a enough to send can be the
wish for a just the right my favorite people!• I love you
the mushy type. In those instances, short and sweet writing a birthday begin to write • You’re one of
the couch?it all. Or maybe you’re just not idea starters for
for sisters!). How to even sincere and personal.and text from has already said casual, here are some often mistake you lengthy to be just stay home Sometimes the card gripes. Whether close or
(and maybe people be mushy or birthday plans or
wishes.time, our breakroom, our smiles and well be related sentimental type. But you don’t have to
• Should we make more birthday card "work family." They share our your friend, she’s like family. You’re so close, you might as to write, especially if he’s not the
drink.and every relationship? You know we've got you—check out even become more like She’s not just little more difficult than a birthday ideas for any
Colleagues so often today—especially His.can be a owe you more
Want birthday message side.all the love a male friend
my (late-night calls/crazy driving)—I know I • Complicated Relationshipyou on my • Hope you feel Let’s face it, birthday wishes for putting up with
• Work Frienda friend like that is YOU!day, too. Happy Birthday, beautiful [Shanae].• Thanks for always
Friend• (Parenting/Mom-ing) is easier with the amazing blessing
and every other makes everything better. And (louder/funnier/spicier)!• Parent or Mom • Carry on killin’ this parenting thing, [Christina].extra today for • #Slaying! On your birthday my life just • Inspirationalcount.• I’m thanking Him from.• Having you in • Like a Sistermy butt?? Too many to full of blessings!exceptional woman, someone I’m always learning • Friends for life! Deal with it. • Religious
have you saved to come is being such an bad thing.• Heartfelt and Meaningful• How many times • Hope the year • Thank you for
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a good and
• Best Friend
friend ever.
you, [Danielle].
or die.
me, [Kyla]. This is both
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a list of
heartfelt, personalized message.
us. So on their
need it most. But so often
like the family • Birthday Wishes for
• Late birthday wishes
forgotten your birthday, but how am
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just got around couple of days birthdays! But sometimes they • Let me be last longer.have worn off, here’s one from wasn't there to • This card is to remember things.
wishes that I as late. Consider it very box.• I was going • Happy 29 (again)!
time next year.birthday! (Hope that’s not too
but never comes • Another year older
closer to retirement!about you turning years the world
more candles).born a really • It’s better to younger person—wondering what the moderately good play
day off. When a woman wife an electric
no cure for age when my up to respect
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a hundred." ―Woody Allenif you give
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• Happy Birthday to give you something yours?friends!
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hope to be • Is it hot nursing home together!• Happy birthday to
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lawn.year closer to • You know you've hit middle when he got a dude who
• May you celebrate back up again!
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